Angel I Am Not

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Angel I Am Not

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red
red
9 years ago

If she would turn around I could find out whether they will or not.

Karl
Karl
9 years ago

Those wings aren’t big enough to get a dachshund off the ground. I’m calling fake.

EricL
EricL
9 years ago

She should be more careful about lighting her farts on fire like that. Might catch those fake wings on fire.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

Just by simply removing all the glowy crap from the letters you’d get a much better cover (still not a good cover, though). Again a lot of potential, if a somewhat corny subject. Whoever did this has a slightly better knowledge of Photoshop than your average LBC victim, but sadly very little taste. Like someone said earlier for a different cover, it would’ve made a great mockup to send to a pro.

Is it me, or her hair hangs unnaturally straight? Like a wig hanging from somewhere.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

Ctrl + zoom. It appears to me that more hair has been superimposed over the model’s hair and the wings. (For a real lousy book cover, the wings should be superimposed over the hair.)

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

How long is her neck?
Wait a minute… *looks at waist*

How long is his neck?
Wait another minute… *looks at arms*

…um…

How long is hir neck?

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

It’s 2 – 2 – 2 bods in one!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

I was really hoping this was actually about a hermaphrodite angel of jeans… it was not. Pity.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

And Yoda she is not, too!