I’ve tried reading the blurb, and I can not for the life of me understand what he’s saying. If that duffer is supposed to be so stupid, why does he talk like an English major with a bullshit generator turned on? Someone who’s supposed to be barely educated would never use words like ‘inclined’. If anybody wonders how a story written by a stupid, uneducated person would look like, one just had to read ‘My Immortal’, The Internet’s Worst Fanfic.
Slander? My Immortal is the most awesome train wreck of a writing I have ever had the privilege to read. My brain cells might have been fried and my IQ lowered by a few tens of degrees, but my stomach has never hurt so much from laughter in my life, I practically cried tears of blood. It’s brilliant. And oh so goffik.
Viergacht
9 years ago
That’s the randomest damn thing I’ve ever seen. That’s what the kids are in to nowadays, right? Random?
Catie
9 years ago
It’s kinda goofy and cute, in a disturbing way. Doesn’t change the fact it’s a horrible, horrible cover.
Kris
9 years ago
We have seen 3 of Santosh’s covers now, and they are all the same level of grade-school-book-report-cover competency. *sigh*
The one Smashwords review is written in the same nonsensical and hard-to-parse style as the Smashwords blurb. Hmmm…
I’ve tried reading the blurb, and I can not for the life of me understand what he’s saying. If that duffer is supposed to be so stupid, why does he talk like an English major with a bullshit generator turned on? Someone who’s supposed to be barely educated would never use words like ‘inclined’. If anybody wonders how a story written by a stupid, uneducated person would look like, one just had to read ‘My Immortal’, The Internet’s Worst Fanfic.
How dare you slander My Immortal, you prep. That makes me wanna go slit my wrists and listen to MCR.
Slander? My Immortal is the most awesome train wreck of a writing I have ever had the privilege to read. My brain cells might have been fried and my IQ lowered by a few tens of degrees, but my stomach has never hurt so much from laughter in my life, I practically cried tears of blood. It’s brilliant. And oh so goffik.
That’s the randomest damn thing I’ve ever seen. That’s what the kids are in to nowadays, right? Random?
It’s kinda goofy and cute, in a disturbing way. Doesn’t change the fact it’s a horrible, horrible cover.
We have seen 3 of Santosh’s covers now, and they are all the same level of grade-school-book-report-cover competency. *sigh*
Clip, paste. Clip, paste. Yeah, looks good. Done.
On the plus side, I think this creates a whole new creepy clown vibe–I smell a meme coming on…
Is that monkey crossed with a frog?