Dark (Dying Spark Book 1)

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Dark (Dying Spark Book 1)

Really? Seriously?

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Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago

**Can’t stop laughing long enough to type out a comment**

DED
DED
8 years ago

Hey kids! Don’t waste your time on Cracker Jack temporary tattoos anymore. They’ve been replaced by Photoshop tattoos!

Rob
Rob
8 years ago
Reply to  DED

Photoshop nothing – at least it would’ve looked more realistic, then. Someone only has a copy of Illustrator, and it shows.

Silenia
Silenia
8 years ago

PosRe: No photobombing bored wolfies or floating eyeballs, nor any rendered pseudo-humans. (Rendered pseudo-tattoos, on the other hand…)

john e. . .
8 years ago

I think this would be so much better if the title was actually “Dork,” which is what I see both text-wise and model+Paint Shop.

The significance of the subtitle – Dying Spork, remains unclear to me.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

Isn’t a spork one of those plastic fork-spoon combos so beloved at fast food joints? You know, spoon + fork = spork!

Yeah, gag me with a spork. Puh-leeze.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

There is also the sport of sporking: doing a line-by-line critique of writing so bad that after you read it you wished you had first removed your eyeballs with a spork. Kind of like what some of us do to covers here. Al least those who have not joined the PosRein refoem movement.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

…. reform movement.

red
red
8 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

I wonder if Dork, Dying Spork, knows Mork from Ork?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Who would have a chest tattoo of a dragon sniffing his armpit? Jeez, if he put his arm down, its head would be buried out of sight. Bottom line: that cover does not make me want to buy or read this book.

PosRein: the model’s armpits are more presentable than the First Lady’s. (Following the advice of Bert the Turtle I will now Duck and Cover.)

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

Yup, if I wanted to look like a tough badass dude, those are EXACTLY the tattoos I’d have as well…