Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother

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Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother

This is a parody, right? It’s gotta be a parody.

It’s not a parody.

And neither is the follow-up:

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Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago

Hitting all the keywords in the title, I suppose.

Viergacht
Viergacht
8 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Or that is one amazingly specific fetish.

RK
RK
8 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Yeah, that title really covers all the cliche erotica themes: werewolves, billionaires, (probable) kidnapping, and taking place at night; and then cuckoldry and/or possibly a threesome in the sequel!

My preferred title for a parody of this kind of all-encompassing erotica would be Everybody & Everything Boinks Everybody & Everything Else In All Available Orifices!

Take Cover
Take Cover
8 years ago

Taken in the night? I hope he put her back again afterwards.

Seriously though, since the title seems to cover pretty much everything that happens, are there any details left to write about in the actual book?

Hitch
8 years ago

I’m sorry, but am I the only one that feels like that wandering nipple has amblyopia? (Lazy eye?). That’s the most prominent thing on the cover, to me–a nipple that, should that guy be seen in the flesh, would make sense (as it would go back to where it belongs, when his pecs aren’t heavily squeezed and his arm bent), but right now…every time I look at that cover, it looks like it got hot, and a wax nipple slid down his chest, and will fall off any second.

Just saying.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

To be clear, I didn’t initially realize that these were inextricably together (the covers); I was discussing the billionaire’s stepbrother’s best friend-wolf. Geeze, I just can’t keep looking.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

I am just not modern erotica material.
One, a lurking voyeur would turn me off.
Two, a lurking wolf would have me firing warning shots.

Ericb
Ericb
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

The wolf looks kind of bored. He’s like, “Will you two hurry up and give me my Purina!”

L.
L.
8 years ago

The Trifecta!

Karl
8 years ago

This series could easily go on forever — indeed, one might say it’s obligated to go on forever:
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Werewolf Sister,
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Sister’s Werewolf French Maid,
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Sister’s French Maid’s Werewolf Wolf,
… To Infinity and Beyond!

Waffles
Waffles
8 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Soon there will be no one left in the world. It will come full circle.
Taken in the Night By My Self.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
8 years ago

Moobs Gone Wild. And poor Wolfie, stuck on twofer covers.