With that font and photo of a (?shaggy lawn?), it looks like a How-to Manual on fighting off the banes of lawn care.
Chap 1- conquer overgrowth by picking the right gardener
Chap 2- battle lawn death by setting your sprinkler timer for 15min.
Chap 3- fighting off parasites
Chap 4- destroy dandelions
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cover121.jpg)
So I’m guessing the first major portion in the book is “Part One: The Beginning: Prologue: The Start”?
Page 1
With that font and photo of a (?shaggy lawn?), it looks like a How-to Manual on fighting off the banes of lawn care.
Chap 1- conquer overgrowth by picking the right gardener
Chap 2- battle lawn death by setting your sprinkler timer for 15min.
Chap 3- fighting off parasites
Chap 4- destroy dandelions
I thought it was a close up of a scouring pad.
I thought it was a Formica counter-top sample.
I thought it was that blob inside my refrigerator.
It’s a standard text box texture fill – Word 2003.
Don’t judge me for knowing that. š