You know, I swear, the freaking tagline irks me more than everything else, and that’s saying something. Love’s not an option…why? Because she’s GOTTA HAVE IT? She doesn’t WANT it? WHAT? URGHGHG.
EricL
8 years ago
The horse rider lost her way after a dense Face-Fog rolled in, obscuring everything. All that she could see were eyes and noses in every direction.
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Sing with me: Caught, er, squished between two lovers…
He had the ring
He had the flat
But he felt her chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
I didn’t say it was time for you to sing yet.
A beard
That’s rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
(Burma-Shave)
You know, I swear, the freaking tagline irks me more than everything else, and that’s saying something. Love’s not an option…why? Because she’s GOTTA HAVE IT? She doesn’t WANT it? WHAT? URGHGHG.
The horse rider lost her way after a dense Face-Fog rolled in, obscuring everything. All that she could see were eyes and noses in every direction.
LOL
That’s a pretty small horse. Or a pretty big woman.