I was looking for a sub-title, something like “… so your wife cannot hear you snoring afterwards”. She is wearing earplugs.
This cover actively discourages people from buying the book.
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
^Agreed. (See, I’m being positive.)
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Disgruntled looking woman awake with ear plugs, blurry apparently sleeping man, and dis cover is s’posed to sell 20 Methods for lovemaking? Maybe this is the before photo. An after photo of a blissed out couple would be more effective.
L.
8 years ago
If anyone ever had the “Not tonight (or any night), dear” look it’s this woman.
Dr. Zoidberg
8 years ago
Ah, but it’s the random capitalization that really sells the book!
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I was looking for a sub-title, something like “… so your wife cannot hear you snoring afterwards”. She is wearing earplugs.
This cover actively discourages people from buying the book.
^Agreed. (See, I’m being positive.)
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Disgruntled looking woman awake with ear plugs, blurry apparently sleeping man, and dis cover is s’posed to sell 20 Methods for lovemaking? Maybe this is the before photo. An after photo of a blissed out couple would be more effective.
If anyone ever had the “Not tonight (or any night), dear” look it’s this woman.
Ah, but it’s the random capitalization that really sells the book!
As do the random balls and light bulb!
Bonus: off center and meaningless gray band at the bottom!
I’ve just thought of a twenty-oneth: Make them choose – between making love or looking at this bookcover.
She now regrets saying, “In your dreams!”
The aspect ratio cluster-frack – is that supposed to be a non-subtle jab at the problem?