Captain’s Log ‘Uncensored’

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Captain’s Log ‘Uncensored’

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Kris
Kris
8 years ago

Oh for the love of all things Star Trek – WTH?

Rob
Rob
8 years ago

Forget the lousy cover: I think a lawsuit is the thing he needs to worry about the most.

red
red
8 years ago

Make it not so.

Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago
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Make it so not so!

Where’s the Borg when you need them?

Sipesh
Sipesh
8 years ago

Wait, this leads me to believe the uniforms in TNG are throw-back uniforms in commemoration of the glorious French invasion of Joshua Tree National Park in the early twenty-first century.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

I am not an avid or rabid Star Trek fan but…. my first impulse is to assemble an away team of redshirts in the transporter room, phasers set to puree.

EricL
EricL
8 years ago

Captain’s Log:
We camped in Joshua Tree, where I met Smokey Bear and challenged him to a wrestling match. I won the bear’s hat. I also traded my com-link for a sweet Apple iWatch.

This time travel stuff is fun, even if I didn’t get to talk to extinct whales and wear hippy attire like Spock did.

Ebony McKenna
8 years ago

With that beard, I thought he would have been Riker’s relative, not Picard’s.

Shea
8 years ago

great, great, great, great, great grandson…

So, 7 generations hence? TNG is set in 2364. That means if this guy’s son was just born just now, he and each of the successors who lead down to JLP would have to be 50 when their respective offspring are born. Just sayin’

DED
DED
8 years ago

The Picard pic was perfect, Nathan.

hotclaws
hotclaws
8 years ago

Is it slashfic too?I really hope so.

jic
jic
8 years ago

I would like to congratulate everybody here for not making a poop joke the second they saw the phrase “Captain’s Log”.

Well, before that one, anyway.

jic
jic
8 years ago

Time to break out the False Flagging tag: the book is about being a park ranger in California.

invader
invader
8 years ago

@ Bruce

You are aware there are things the borg simply will not assimilate right?

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

“And yes, Jean-Luc is my great, great, great, great, great grandson…”

No sir, he is not.