The Second Coming

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The Second Coming

Crucified in front of a firing squad? Harsh, dude.

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john e. . .
9 years ago

Subtlety, thy name is David S. Reynolds.

Maybe he (er, I mean He) has to wear that cross thing all the time when he gets back.

Other than that, this looks like the perfectly acceptable scribblings in a 7th grader’s History notebook. Only missing the name “Katheryn” surrounded by hearts in the top corner.

Or lightning bolts around the name “AC/DC!”

Ben Ripley
Ben Ripley
9 years ago

Maybe the cross is also wired up like an electric chair…

Kregger
Kregger
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben Ripley

with a needle sticking out of the sexless figures arm.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

1. The figure on the cross does not cast a shadow.
2. The medieval knights facing him are holding swords.
3. All the figure is wearing is a belt. So… ???

I’m going with 6th grade on this one. Maybe 5th.

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

Are you sure it’s a firing squad? It looks more like three guys speaking on walkie-talkies, presumably to tell their buddies about what they’ve found.

But why do they *all* have bags over their heads?

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

::SNORT::

Ericb
Ericb
9 years ago

Someone doesn’t seem to understand the point of crucifixion.

Wendy Christopher
9 years ago

If this is the Second Coming, he must be thinking “Well this is some crappy deja vu… “

Ericb
Ericb
9 years ago

Isn’t the Second Coming supposed to have a very different ending?

Ben Ripley
Ben Ripley
9 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Do they have to sleep in the damp patch?