A Secret Life

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A Secret Life

“Spring-time for Hit-ler and Ger-manyyyy!”

 

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Catie
Catie
9 years ago

Ok, this is not that bad (compared to your average LBC monstrosity). Wait, is this the same font as that Angel/Gingel thing from few posts back? I HATE that A.

Beth
Beth
9 years ago

Is that Scarlett Johansson?

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

“Spring-time for Hit-ler and Ger-manyyyy!”

Winter for Poland and France!

Kris
Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Where the sun shines from different directions, and Scarlett Johansson has a bad case of jaundice.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Yeah, first thing I noticed too were that the landscape, soldier and woman all had different light sources and intensities.
There ought to be a tag for that besides cut’n’paste.

L.
L.
9 years ago

Lousy cover or not, that is one of the most hideous dresses I have ever seen.

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

I’m sure that with the right black-lighting, strobe lights and mirror balls, it is absolutely fabulous!

gp
gp
9 years ago

Oh wait, she isn’t holding the gun.

“Does this scarf make my … look big?” “Let me just turn my head around and see…” “Maybe that’s why the soldier is looking the other way…”

Hitch
9 years ago

If you squint at the cover, the cloudy thing on the right-hand side looks like a big nose, over the roof of the chalet. It does. Then the indent under the “e” starts to look like a browridge, over deep-set eyes. I can’t decide if it’s deliberate or not?

And yes, L., that dress is simply hideous, and it’s just bad, bad, bad on the Scarlett Johansen lookalike. The placement of the author’s name makes her look huge.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

If this really were a novel about a giant peeping smoke monster, I would totally read that.

Tonstant Weader
Tonstant Weader
9 years ago

I’m reminded of the theater review quoted in an episode of the TV show “Leverage”: “Never before tonight has there been a production of ‘The Sound of Music’ that made this reviewer want to root for the Nazis.”