Clouded Eyes: A collection of poems about life, love, and zombies

Clouded Eyes: A collection of poems about life, love, and zombies

I would be very disappointed if this book didn’t contain a haiku with the line “Om nom nom nom nom.”

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dtw
dtw
6 years ago

er…
 
As you sit in your tweed or your Crombie,
Asking, “What can that sound, om nom nom be?”
Try to think of the answer:
If you find that you can’t, sir,
Your brain’s been chewed up by a zombie.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago

Zombie enjoy life
The sun is bright victims scream
Eating brains under tree

David King
6 years ago

Is Prototype a real name? A rather bizarre choice for a pen name.

red
red
6 years ago

Brains and zombie, standing by a tree
E-A-T-T-I-N-G.

Some use a knife and fork,
Some use a hose,
Suck up all them juicy cells,
Down the hatch they goes.

Hitch
6 years ago

LBC joy gone
zombies porn comes freshly raw
Posters cry in pain

Jack M
Jack M
6 years ago

Lousy book cover
Zombie girl eating her lunch
I can’t stop puking

Ericb
Ericb
6 years ago

I love the people in the background blithely enjoying a day in the park completely unaware of the zombie munching on brains.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

Maybe she is patient zero?

Ericb
Ericb
6 years ago
Reply to  Ian

Even so, that would mean there is corpse somewhere nearby without a brain. That park looks pretty busy. You’d think someone would notice.

EricL
EricL
6 years ago

Get that girl a napkin!

Did no one teach you any manners? Use a fork and knife next time.

You’re not allowed to swim for another hour, sweetie, after such a big meal.

Believing the old saying “you are what you eat” and trying to become smarter.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago

Zombie poem zombie poem,
Watch em run watch em eat em.

Zombie poem zombie poem,
The cover is lazy and feels rotten.

RK
RK
6 years ago

Gotta admit, this cover seems to have inspired some poets here.

Dragote
Dragote
6 years ago

True love never rots away
On nom nom nom nom
You’re my sweetest heart ever

Dragote
Dragote
6 years ago
Reply to  Dragote

And now I realize I had it backwards, and haikus are 5-7-5, not 7-5-7. Sigh… Anti-haiku, maybe?