Who Framed Santa Claus?

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Who Framed Santa Claus?

Are you aghast? I’m aghast.

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Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

“Hands up don’t shoot!”

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

The description is equally as horrifying:

Santa is having a bad day. First, he gets stuck in the chimney( working a desk job 364 days of the year really widens the bottom). Instead of milk and cookies, he finds a dead man. And then the police break in, accuse him of economic sabotage (all those free toys), and of committing the murder!

Locking Santa up without trial provokes war with the North Pole, which deploys its dreaded Reindeer Regiment to bomb Loondumb. But that’s not the city’s only problem. Dr. Underpants stockpiles potatoes for a doomsday device, while Dr. E. arranges a prison break with his 10-foot-tall, armed-and-dangerous robot. Throw in terrorists, hackers, and banks that refuse to give people any money, and Loondumb is having almost as bad a day as the jolly red guy.

Thank goodness for super-heroines and smart girl detectives, en route to save the day. Let’s just hope they can find out…who framed Santa Claus?

A wild and uproarious ride, Who Framed Santa Claus? swoops the reader onto a zany trip where messing with elves yields disaster, and Scotsmen don’t wear underpants.

Warning: This isn’t a cutesy Christmas book, and it certainly isn’t
for kids. As one reviewer said it, this book is more “Tarantino meets
South Park”.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Sleigh_Down

Read that and be in awe at how much this plot matches up exactly.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Part of me is really not surprised.

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Ugh. That’s nauseating, Kris.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Why have one storyline when you can have a hundred?

Ben Ripley
Ben Ripley
9 years ago

Why is he wearing a dressing gown and oven gloves?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben Ripley

Because a REAL Santa costume would cost too much. Ditto for the beard — looks like some cotton batting left over from an upholstery redo.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben Ripley

Because… “No!!! It’s all been a terrible mistake! For the other 364 days of the year I’m a massive insomniac, and the only way I can cope with it is to do lots of nocturnal cookie-baking!”

Adam
Adam
9 years ago

The night Santa went crazy!

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Adam

It’s Christmas at Ground Zero!

DED
DED
9 years ago

Santa is too skinny.
And due to the placement of the cutout, one SWAT guy appears to be aiming his weapon at Santa’s groin.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  DED

And the other is staring right at Santa’s ‘Christmas package’.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago

I have a feeling that Santa image was not acquired legally.

invader
invader
9 years ago

Is that a beer I see in the left oven mit?

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  invader

That’s what it looks like to me!