Two Lonely Graves.

Two Lonely Graves.

Forbidden love in the year 1900…

Huh?

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dtw
dtw
6 years ago

K.J. Towking? Author of the Garry Rotter books?
Nice full stop usage there, K.J.

Check out the “Look inside” … that’s one hell of an opening paragraph.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

That so-called “opening paragraph” is hilarious. I wonder what the hell that author was thinking?

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I also inferred that the, er, “homage” to Rowling really meant “KJ Tawking,” as in talking.

Or, sh*t, maybe I am overthinking it.

red
red
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I was thinking it could use a couple of R’s, as in K.J.R.R. Towking (24 hr. roadside service)

Take Cover
Take Cover
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

I started reading it and then scrolled ahead. Blimey!

The entire oeuvre is similarly deranged. From Butterfly Poo Poo:

Here is some soap Peter the Clown let me rub it all over your face. (sic)

I just hope ‘Kipper’ is now getting the help they need.

Battra
Battra
6 years ago

Are they stabbing the air?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Battra

Maybe he stabbed the book and the book is bound in live flesh like the Naturom Demonto aka Necronomicon Ex-Mortis .

David King
6 years ago

Two “sentences” on the cover, not a good sign…

axolotl
axolotl
6 years ago

Why doesn’t the stick-figure on the cover have a face? I’ve tried making it bigger but it still makes no sense.

Gary
Gary
6 years ago

What the actual hell is going on on this cover?

John Yeo Jr
6 years ago

Oh Good Lord, I’m sorry I peeked inside. Some of MY paragraphs can get a little lengthy, but damn…..this is a whole new level of nonsense.

Take Cover
Take Cover
6 years ago

I’d like to think this is about a magician who’s just sawed somebody in half with a butterknife. Because at least that would explain why there are two graves.

Also: AUTHOR!

Victro
Victro
6 years ago

wtf is even happening

invader
invader
6 years ago

Those O’s look like tomatoes to me.