It looks like no one could make up their minds about what to put on here. They just kept trying stuff and erasing but it wouldn’t come off! I want Elven. No, I think soft Persian. Maybe Medieval Europe? Last-ditch effort, slap a rocket on it. That’ll fix everything.
I will say the textures and colors are kinda cool, but WTF am I looking at, really?
Sometimes a rocketship is just a rocketship, Virginia.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Sometimes. Other times, as noted in Donald Keyhoe’s “Flying Saucers Are Real”, a spaceship is “a huge cigar-shaped device” (U.S. Midwest 1987) or “cigar-shaped craft” (Bridgewater MA 1905) or “strange torpedo shaped device” (Burlington VT 1907). As the Swedish social commentator Sigfrid pointed out, a cigar can be a “phalliken symbolska”; thus, by the Keyhoe analogue, a spaceship can be seen as a cigar. IOW, that is a smutty cover.
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
“I sometimes get the feeling that I’m being trolled”
If you build it, whether it’s A Field of Dreams or a Lousy Book Covers blog, they will come.
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At first glance, I thought the rocket and the red thingie behind it was the bottom half of a face with a serious overbite.
Landsmudge.
And yes, I too thought we were looking at a grinning orange. What’s up with that wiggly rocket anyway?
It’s “Annoying Orange” of Youtube fame!
It looks like no one could make up their minds about what to put on here. They just kept trying stuff and erasing but it wouldn’t come off! I want Elven. No, I think soft Persian. Maybe Medieval Europe? Last-ditch effort, slap a rocket on it. That’ll fix everything.
I will say the textures and colors are kinda cool, but WTF am I looking at, really?
Sometimes a rocketship is just a rocketship, Virginia.
Sometimes. Other times, as noted in Donald Keyhoe’s “Flying Saucers Are Real”, a spaceship is “a huge cigar-shaped device” (U.S. Midwest 1987) or “cigar-shaped craft” (Bridgewater MA 1905) or “strange torpedo shaped device” (Burlington VT 1907). As the Swedish social commentator Sigfrid pointed out, a cigar can be a “phalliken symbolska”; thus, by the Keyhoe analogue, a spaceship can be seen as a cigar. IOW, that is a smutty cover.
“I sometimes get the feeling that I’m being trolled”
If you build it, whether it’s A Field of Dreams or a Lousy Book Covers blog, they will come.