Seized by the T-Rex

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Seized by the T-Rex

Sorry about the “pseudohumans” tag — ain’t no way I’m gonna create a “pseudosaurians” one. (h/t DED)

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Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

Human pairings with dinosaurs are like relationships with vampires and werewolves: at first the novelty of the relationship is exciting, but when the new wears off, the reality sets in that they are only interested in your flesh and blood–and I don’t mean having offspring, I mean having your actual flesh and blood. These paranormal romance novels are corrupting the youth of America with tales of exotic pairings with dinosaurs, vampires, werewolves, billionaires. I suspect these books are subversive propaganda put out by these abnormals to seduce the innocents into destructive lifestyles.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I don’t know… I think they promote tolerance and acceptance. After all these werewolves, dinosaurs and garden gnomes, interracial and same sex relations don’t seem like such a big deal anyone. Make love, not hate. Even if it’s hot dinosaur love.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Oops. Sorry for the messy link. We should really get previews on the comments, Nathan 🙂

Hitch
9 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Disqus, Nathan. Disqus. It’s imperfect, granted, and administering it is a bit of a PITA, but at least we could preview our stuff. (She said hopefully….)

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

I wonder, do stock model pics come with no dino-porn clauses these days? Yikes!

Kris
9 years ago

Your previous comment is true, Nathan. This “genre” is a parody of all things (choose any):
possible
preferable
desirable
normal

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

Who would buy this? It’s only three words!

“Chomp!”
The end.

RK
RK
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

The same folks who’d buy the Love At First Sight Harry Potter fanfic.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  RK

That was amazing!

L.
L.
9 years ago

What exactly is going on with the front of the T. Rex? Are those supposed to be his stubby little arms?

invader
invader
9 years ago

I thought that looks like a blind double amputee t-rex.

red
red
9 years ago

I bet if you poured a little salt on T-Rex’s back it would dissolve like those things in the garden.