In the Velociraptor’s Nest

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In the Velociraptor’s Nest

The people who buy this can vote. Horrifying. (h/t DED)

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EricL
EricL
9 years ago

Dinosaur erotica? Who gets turned on by reptile sex? Gross.

As for the cover, it looks bland and unappealing to me, but I’m not the target audience. Maybe to certain people that dino looks hot and tempting.

Beth
Beth
9 years ago
Reply to  EricL

Yeah. I can appreciate all sorts of genres, but dinosaur erotica? NO. God, no.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  katz

This is AWESOME. I haven’t laughed this much since the last time I read My Immortal, the reviews are hilarious. Now I know what I want for Christmas! And what I want to be when I grow up! I want to write dinosaur porn!

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  katz

That’s hilarious! Thank you, katz!

john harvey
9 years ago
Reply to  katz

AWESOME!!

Katz wins the interweb

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  katz

ĀæĀ”50 Scales of Gay!?

katz
9 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

…You win.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago

Hah, I have that exact dinosaur toy – it’s the Papo Velociraptor!

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Viergacht

Too bad you haven’t got that exact woman. That would be an interesting toy.

Viergacht
Viergacht
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

That would be one tiny, tiny lady.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

A lizard based humanoid instead of a dinosaur would make more sense to me personally. Why real dinosaurs, I have no idea. (That would be like a wild bear giving it to you *shudder*) A lizard person could at least talk n’ stuff.

A ‘lizardman’ is exotic and unusual and also fulfills the only reason I could possibly fathom as to why this exists in the first place…

Reptile junk.

Reptiles have very different reproductive organs. Two dongs for dickin’ on one creature would certainly be something to write or read about.

Of course having two dongs does make dinosaurs have a much higher chance of having Reptile Dysfunction!

jic
jic
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

“Reptiles have very different reproductive organs. Two dongs for dickinā€™ on one creature would certainly be something to write or read about.”

But dinosaurs are supposed to be more like birds, and most birds don’t have a dong at all, they just rub their cloacae together.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

Ducks have the longest penis compared to body size. It’s also screwy. Google it. But regardless of the size, being screwed (not screwed, screwed) with a screwy penis doesn’t sound like a fun experience.

jic
jic
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Actually, I knew that. It explains both why Donald doesn’t wear pants, and why Daisy puts up with him. However, *most* birds don’t have a penis at all.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

Do you really think someone that writes dinosaur erotica knows that? šŸ˜€
Heck, I’d be surprised if they even knew that reptiles had two dongs.

Which is a double shame, for any potential double dongin’s.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

I think that’s more of a hentai thing. Although, they don’t need reptiles to have two dongs.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Catie

Also why stop at just two?

Catie
Catie
9 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Well, there is that whole tentacle rape thing…

jic
jic
9 years ago

The problem with this book is that the raptor is neither in space, nor gay.

Ericb
Ericb
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

“Space Raptor Butt Invasion” is really the paragon of dino-erotica. No one should even bother with the genre after that one.

Karl
Karl
9 years ago

She’s too tall for him.

red
red
9 years ago

I kind of like this. With some rearranging of the type to make it more balanced (get rid of “Veloci” and make the type the same size + shift things down), a little repositioning of the figures, toning down the cut & paste, and adding some clutter, it would have a vibe similar to the posters for the old Hammer films.

I don’t know why ‘Raptor is rapping the Hokey-Pokey, though.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

I think in this genre the covers are meant to be a joke.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

Girl is staring into middle-distance, Rapty is far more fascinated by the title of the book. Nope, can’t see this relationship working long-term…