I’m Not Him: The Mistaken Identity Alien Kidnapping Romance

I’m Not Him: The Mistaken Identity Alien Kidnapping Romance

I already dislike the trend toward plastering the cover with the book’s sub-sub-subgenre. But then putting this image in close proximity to the word “romance”…

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Bruce
Bruce
6 years ago

Nothing like a repulsive image to drive readers away. Far away.

Mike
Mike
6 years ago

Also, here’s a bay window and a kitchen sink.

Sirona Danu
6 years ago

He’s in the flippin’ sink, meaning his butt is on the counter where you make your sandwiches. Gaaaah!

David King
6 years ago

So that’s the type of human an alien wants a romance with??
Who wants to read a book with that image on it?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago

This cover literally includes a kitchen sink.

War Goat
War Goat
6 years ago

Aliens are chubby chasers?

axolotl
axolotl
6 years ago

Because aliens abduct everything, even the kitchen sink and the TV remote.

David King
6 years ago

One of the author’s friends got drunk and fell asleep, so author took a photo and did not have anything else to put on the cover.

Ericb
Ericb
6 years ago

I’m glad I’m not him.

Kathrite
Kathrite
6 years ago

Yet another cover that just makes me stare in disbelief and ask “WHY?”

David King
6 years ago

I have to wonder if he signed a model release; otherwise that man on the cover should sue.

And since when did Mistaken Identity Alien Kidnapping Romance become a genre?

Tuula
6 years ago
Reply to  David King

Last Tuesday, about 3 in the afternoon?

Hitch
6 years ago

You guys are missing it!!! Dudes (and ladies), can’t you tell that the mound–the one there that looks all hairy–isn’t what you think it is? It’s the Pit of Sarlacc! No wonder the aliens are after him. Not everyone can claim ownership of the Pit of Sarlacc. (don’tcha see that big grasping maw there, right in the midst of the Hirsuite Hero?)

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I was trying not to see that. Now I wanna see Boba Fett with a bandolier of concussion grenades to our rescue.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago

Nathan you should totally make sub-sub-subgenre a tag

Gary
Gary
6 years ago

Wait, I thought everybody masturbated in the kitchen sink. Makes clean-up a breeze and post-coital snacking easy-peasy. (Don’t worry, public hair doesn’t get stuck in the garbage disposal.)

Tuula
6 years ago
Reply to  Gary

Most people just do not levitate above it when doing it.

David King
6 years ago

I’m so glad that I’m not him

David King
6 years ago

From the lengthy blurb:
“As he was brushing his teeth, he was abducted to a different verse because they thought he was their respected advocate.”

What sort of verse did he get abducted to? Part of a song or a poem?
Why did he lie in the sink to brush his teeth with the TV remote control?

dtw
dtw
6 years ago
Reply to  David King

Oh, damn you David, you got me reading the blurb.
 
So, before taking his own life, he decided to brush his teeth. Cos, like, you wouldn’t want to be dead with grimy gnashers.
 
“He has to stop an unstoppable force.” Well, er.
 
“A female warrior has to train him.” Why? What are the male ones doing? Do the alien abductors not have any robotic/AI or self-training programmes either?
 
What is a “geek motif” and can I get one printed on a t-shirt?
 
“Why did you do a fiction book about a serious subject?” Because NOBODY’s ever done that before. #tokillamockingbird #theboyinthestripedpyjamas #thehandmaidstale #nineteeneightyfour

Tuula
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

“He has to overcome his tepidness” ???