Seduced by the Countryside

Seduced by the Countryside

Given what we’ve seen, we should be thankful the cover doesn’t depict sexual relations with an actual geographic feature.

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RK
RK
6 years ago

Yeah. “Arborphilia” used to be joke; used to be

Hitch
6 years ago

OH MY GOD. What’d they stuff in there, diapers?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Those unders could incontinence diapers.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I dunno what’s been stuffed in there, but let’s just say that I’ve seen plenty of real men in real speedos, and they don’t look like that. Not unless they’ve been whacked in the knob and they’ve swollen beyond all human comprehension, and lost all definition (ahem) at the same time.

That’s just gross. If you want to show us the package, show us the package, Don’t cover it with Pampers. Shades of…who was the performer–oh, right Tom Jones, the singer. Eeeeyew.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

In exploring the backwaters of the Amazon, I found that “Diaper Discipline” is an actual erotic genre; I suspect the gal is smirking because she’s the “keyholder”.

red
red
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Poison ivy leaves? (Them folks look like city slickers to me.)

seaturtles
seaturtles
6 years ago

the countryside respectfully declines the invitation, as it is already in a committed relationship with that house

Grackle
Grackle
6 years ago
Reply to  seaturtles

Your comments are always great.

seaturtles
seaturtles
6 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

aw.

(high fives for everyone here, really)

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  seaturtles

excellent serve 🙂

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago

In keeping with the title Seduced by the Countryside I named them Crag, Tor and Vale.