I always suspected Mr. Clean took steroids (no one gains that bulk and definition honestly). And, that smile never fooled me: I knew “Mr. Clean” had a dark side. This cover is my bias confirmed.
Mr. Clean’s tiny member (what else can that little silver and gold cigar conveniently situated by his groin area be?) pretty much solidifies the steroid theory.
I see Mr Clean has a second job.
I always suspected Mr. Clean took steroids (no one gains that bulk and definition honestly). And, that smile never fooled me: I knew “Mr. Clean” had a dark side. This cover is my bias confirmed.
Mr. Clean’s tiny member (what else can that little silver and gold cigar conveniently situated by his groin area be?) pretty much solidifies the steroid theory.
Dull surprise!
That is a really wild huge pile of spooge. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Spooge? Is that one of those British puddings like spotted dick?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooge
LOLOL. ISWYDT. MWAHAHAHA.
That might explain the palm.
That might have been intended to resemble to font used on the more recent Grand Theft Auto covers.
I mean, it doesn’t make it better from an aesthetic perspective, but it might imply something about who they’re aiming for. Badly.
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! Giant evil Oscar Statue behind you!
Oh, and beware using that horrid font, too. Oops, too late! š
Unreadable fonts really make people want to buy your book, never.