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School Time for Death: Tendrils of Control

School Time for Death: Tendrils of Control

I can’t even parse the title without bringing my own punctuation.

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  1. “Screw these weirdos and their Bullsh*t Bushido code!,” Suzie thought to herself, “I’ll just stick my boobs in Little-Miss-Blue-Hair’s face, and that’ll fix her! Meanwhile, I’ll ask her how those crossed swords are suspended behind her back…since based on the size of the hilt, the blades should actually end someplace below their feet/floor.”

    Meanwhile, Suzie’s clone was similarly distracting Little-Miss-Blue-Hair’s clone, at the other end of the line.

    I mean, seriously–did the cover designer think that we wouldn’t notice?

    1. “I’ll just stick my boobs in Little-Miss-Blue-Hair’s face, and that’ll fix her!”

      Uh, Hitch, I think they’re actually pseudo-boobs.

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