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A Pirate’s Darkness

A Pirate’s Darkness

“Hey, you cosplaying kids!  Off of my lawn, and get a room!”


  1. “Only an ice princess can melt the darkness growing in his fiery heart.”

    But… ice doesn’t… I mean darkness isn’t… dammit, the more I look at that sentence, the less sense it makes!

    1. That’s exactly what I thought!

      Well, that and ‘LOVING the yellow school-tie bandana, dude.’ 🙂

      1. 🙂 Am tempted to open cover in paint prog & paste CRIME SCENE DONT CROSS on that yellow tape.

        This cover reminds me of those glamour/fantasy photo studios that supply costumes and props, some classy. Some cheesy.

        1. Yup, they look suuuper cheap. Hopefully his fiery heart doesn’t get anywhere near that plastic wig of hers because it’ll melt into a puddle.

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