The Sinister Seductions of the Serpent Queen

The Sinister Seductions of the Serpent Queen

Now I’ll really horrify you: What if the author wanted it to look that way??? (h/t Ian)

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Kregger
Kregger
6 years ago

aren’t you supposed to wear the codpiece a little lower?

Lydia
Lydia
6 years ago

Is that a…cactus? On her chest?

seaturtles
seaturtles
6 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

or a baguette dyed red? you know, because even the serpent queen gets hungry for some nice crusty bread??

(i have to believe this to preserve my sanity)

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  seaturtles

I have seen strawberry bagels. Why not a strawberry baguette?

misterfweem
misterfweem
6 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

Huh. Hydraulic Extend-O-Boobs.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
6 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

I must admit, my first thought on seeing them was “sweet potato boobs!”

The Rumblejack
The Rumblejack
6 years ago

Whatever it is, it’s definitely not her breasts, as being apparently a reptile, she’s not supposed to have any. Maybe that’s just her tobacco bag or something.
To sum up: Why, Falstaff…?

AlexB
AlexB
6 years ago
Reply to  The Rumblejack

Be fair, she’s trying to be seductive, presumably to lure prey. It’s not her fault she doesn’t understand how to correctly wear fake boobs – as you say, she’s a reptile.

Ian
Ian
6 years ago
Reply to  AlexB

The key word being “trying”.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Ian

Either that, or, she’s a really old reptile, and doesn’t understand that young boobs–seductive boobs–don’t look like half-defalted balloons. That, or, as you say, she’s a reptile, and don’t know from no boobs–so she didn’t know that her plastic surgeon gave her Gently Pre-Used reject boobs removed from would-be porn queen exotic dancers.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

crap. Half-deflated balloons. Nathan, can you fix that? TY.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Nathan relented previously and gave us the comments preview option but if we fail to use it, he leaves are typos for awl to sea.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

@ Hitch

C,mon. Don’t blame poor Snake Woman. She can’t help being drawn that way. I bet she’d cry if reptiles had tear ducts. Blame the cover artist and the author for such a travesty. 🙁

invader
invader
6 years ago

My first thought was is that a blood sucking leach potato, or did your heart just melt out of your chest.