A book for every woman: How to find and love yourself (And, by the way, to lose weight) This is true story.: This book is written for all brave and fantastic women.

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A book for every woman: How to find and love yourself (And, by the way, to lose weight) This is true story.: This book is written for all brave and fantastic women.

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Khajitt
Khajitt
9 years ago

Is it just my impression or is it really a chocolate chip cookie in the middle?

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Khajitt

It appears to be fabric, possibly from an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini.

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

Watch out – the cover was made by a 7-year old who wants to be a fashion designer.

I looked inside the book… Um, yeah.

Lucie le Blanc
Lucie le Blanc
9 years ago

The hell is that!!! Is that… a nipple besides the period? Certainly looks like a boob to me. Yup, that’s totally a boob.

Sirona
9 years ago

What the living hell is this mess? Throw a handful of trash at a wall and see what sticks, I guess.

(I think you nailed it, Lucie. That is SO a boob.)

Lucie le Blanc
Lucie le Blanc
9 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

Not that I have anything against boobs, mind you. But under a pile of trash is so not the right place to put one. 🙂

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

Y’know, I think this deranged artwork would actually be fine if the title was something like ‘Ragdoll’ and the genre was horror.

Tia
Tia
9 years ago

Perhaps there’s a new trend for using translationparty.com to write books. I’m certainly going to use it for my book.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

WARNING! IF YOU ARE NOT A BRAVE AND FANTASTIC WOMAN, DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!

Rob
Rob
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

I think that any Not-Brave-and-Fantastic-Woman (NBAFW) would be blinded by the sheer dazzling brilliance of this cover, forcing the NBAFW to retreat towards lesser climes.

Wow, I did not die of outright laughter while writing that. Will wonders never cease….

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

There is no book cover that cannot be made wonderful, appealing, and feminine with liberal use of Cooper Font.

(And a nipple)

john e. . .
9 years ago

I see a different body part. Zoom out the image to thumbnail size and then tell me if the image suggests anything to you. Here’s a hint: those pink bits of fabric look a lot like the “string” part of a g-string.

Lucie le Blanc
Lucie le Blanc
9 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

This image gets more disturbing by the minute. Thank you for that. lol

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

So it’s a pimply ass?

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

To my screwed-up, always-in-the-gutter noggin’, the black fabric appears to be more “carpet” and less “crack.”