Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2) June 4, 2017 Posted by Nathan Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2) And allow me to share with you the opening line of the novel: “Shit, shit, shit,” I cursed for the third time that evening. Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleTumblrPinterest Tags: bad font choice, bringing sexy back, font overload, layers upon layers ◀ Parry’s Potent Potion A Taste Of My Thoughts If I Was Perfect ▶ Comments Wow, that’s up there with “Call me Ishmael” or “A screaming came across the sky.” Reply uh, “A screaming comes across the sky.” Reply If one says ‘Shit, shit, shit’ three times that’s nine shits, which said before a mirror summons the FCC. Reply FCC!? I’d rather face Bloody Mary. Reply Wait, so are they actually guarding a promiscus or is that a typo? Also, is that the third time the writer said ‘shit, shit, shit’, or just the third time they said ‘shit’ and then they’re helpfully going on to show us what that looks like in case we’re not very good at counting? Reply That’s what I was wondering as well. Are they actually swearing for the first, second AND third time, or the third, fourth, and fifth time? Reply The girl has nipple in the corner of her eye. That looks irritating. Or eyeitating. Whatever. Reply well i’m sold. there’s nothing that gets me going like a protagonist who obsessively tracks just how many times they’ve cursed throughout the day! that, and ethereal pecs. both are nice, but in the same book? sold. Reply That proboscis is definitely metamorphosizing into something. The must be what happens when you are promiscus. Reply The Promiscuous Guardians guard whatever it is they’re guarding by distracting anyone and everyone who comes along to swipe it with hawt sex. Reply I guess Gregor Samsa changed back from a cockroach to a woman… or whatever. Eat it, Kafka! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Current ye@r * Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.