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Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2)

Metamorphosis (Promiscus Guardians Book 2)

And allow me to share with you the opening line of the novel:

“Shit, shit, shit,” I cursed for the third time that evening.

 

Comments

  1. Wait, so are they actually guarding a promiscus or is that a typo?

    Also, is that the third time the writer said ‘shit, shit, shit’, or just the third time they said ‘shit’ and then they’re helpfully going on to show us what that looks like in case we’re not very good at counting?

    1. That’s what I was wondering as well. Are they actually swearing for the first, second AND third time, or the third, fourth, and fifth time?

  2. The girl has nipple in the corner of her eye. That looks irritating. Or eyeitating. Whatever.

  3. well i’m sold. there’s nothing that gets me going like a protagonist who obsessively tracks just how many times they’ve cursed throughout the day!

    that, and ethereal pecs. both are nice, but in the same book? sold.

  4. That proboscis is definitely metamorphosizing into something. The must be what happens when you are promiscus.

  5. The Promiscuous Guardians guard whatever it is they’re guarding by distracting anyone and everyone who comes along to swipe it with hawt sex.

  6. I guess Gregor Samsa changed back from a cockroach to a woman… or whatever. Eat it, Kafka!

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