The Warlock’s Friend: The Crystal Spears

The Warlock’s Friend: The Crystal Spears

“Hey, why don’t we use my RPG character portrait that looks like Johnny Depp for the cover?”

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Ericb
Ericb
6 years ago

So his pants are patched in the groin area. I have a feeling that there is a story about that that we really don’t want to know about.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

I think he’s supposed to be wearing some kinda chaps over blue jeans. The texture of the chap area matches the leather duster.

If you aren’t riding horseback in chaparral country, chaps and duster come across as an affectation. The maroon shirt with zipper and the dark glasses really top off the outfit.

A double barrel shotgun takes two hands to load, so double barrel in both hands means you’d better win the gunfight in four shots or you’re doomed.

The net effect of Mr. Too-Cool Bad-A hits me as some kinda parody.

dtw
dtw
6 years ago

Crystal Spears: is that Britney’s little sister?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

No, her name is Jamie.

Tuula
Tuula
6 years ago
Reply to  dtw

I was just thinking that a male version of Britney would probably look just like that.

War Goat
War Goat
6 years ago

Pseudohumans should have pseudobackgrounds.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
6 years ago

It’s like this whole cover is just a background for the blue denim crotch.

Tiffany
Tiffany
6 years ago

Johnny Depp really will take any role these days