Vittorio’s Mistress

Vittorio’s Mistress

I totally believe this art wasn’t stolen. Also, I’m lying.

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ash
ash
6 years ago

It’s bad art, but this stock images (and so many more horrible ones like it) are widely available for sale on romancenovelcovers.com. Jimmy Thomas is about a million years old now, but he still churns these ridiculous images out for less than $10 for ebook-use-only options. I don’t think it’s stolen. Just badly chosen.

Karl
Karl
6 years ago
Reply to  ash

Yeah, it looks like both boobs have been digitally messed with, presumably because the “artist” didn’t like the fact that boobs flatten out when a woman lies on her back (trust me; I know about these things). The result is weird android boobs badly transplanted/digitally-airbrushed onto an otherwise human model.

Karl
Karl
6 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Oops; I clicked “reply” to the wrong post. Argh.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Karl

A woman friend once told me that it’s easy to determine if someone’s had a boob job. If they “flatten out” when she’s on her back, they’re real. If they remain “perked up” they’re fake. Er, “enhanced.”

Anyone here care to comment on that? For educational purposes only, of course.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

My problem with the whole damn image is that it’s not sexy, or hot, or anything. It looks like what it is–two people staged to shoot an image. I get nothing from it. I’ve seen a lot of shots that really are “whoa,” but this one doesn’t do that for me. And bad/lame erotica is worse than if they’d just put a blank background on there. IMHO.

James: sorry, bro, no firsthand knowledge here of faux boobs.

Lydia
Lydia
6 years ago

Wait a minute. Is that her left breast or a dislocated shoulder? The other shoulder looks dislocated too. That is strange.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

The round thing closest is her right shoulder.
The round thing furtherest away is her left breast.
Her right breast is under the sheet.

RK
RK
6 years ago

Yes, I’d say the picture itself has been around at least as much as the gal in it has.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago
Reply to  RK

The art was used for the Kindle cover of Julia James “Baby of Shame” 2010. Different cover art was used for the hardcover 2006, paperback 2005 editions.

Gary
Gary
6 years ago

All you had to do was put a readable font on there. That’s it.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
6 years ago

Her shoulders look like a second pair of boobs.