Rise of the Scorpions

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Rise of the Scorpions

I think I just got an aneurysm. (h/t Melissa)

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DED
DED
9 years ago

Seriously?

john e. . .
9 years ago

There are no words . . .

Rob
Rob
9 years ago
Reply to  john e. . .

I can think of two: PEW! PEW!

Sandra Dee
Sandra Dee
9 years ago
Reply to  Rob

Also: RAWRR!!

Rob
Rob
9 years ago
Reply to  Sandra Dee

No, that’d be three words, which would be too complex for this cover. XD

Sandra Dee
Sandra Dee
9 years ago
Reply to  Rob

😀

red
red
9 years ago

Yellow scorpion: “Remember when I said ‘I’ll be back’? This isn’t what I had in mind.”

Kris
9 years ago

Good Lord, this cover is an abomination. The book was released 3 years ago and has zero reviews. Wonder if it’s the cover, or the first line of the awkward description that are keeping readers away in droves: “The year is 2085 and trouble is brewing.”

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Someone let their three year-old play with MS paint.

Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

I was going to say, this looks like my 4-year-old niece’s handiwork. Nah, on second thought, she’s better…

Karl
9 years ago

I’m glad Nathan didn’t give this an “art for a refrigerator” tag, because no mother of any three-year-old would put this on any refrigerator. She’d just hand the tyke another sheet of paper and say “Keep trying, Sweetie.”

Ebony McKenna
9 years ago

This has a Starship Troopers vibe to it.
Let’s kill some bugs!!!

invader
invader
9 years ago

What the heck are those black sticks on the yellow one? If they have stabbed said scorpion all you did was piss it off.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  invader

I thought they were the yellow scorpion’s very angry eyebrows. Cause, you know, they pissed it off.

Kelly
Kelly
9 years ago

I thought the yellow one was Scorpemon.