Rescuing Rebecca: an amish story

Rescuing Rebecca: an amish story

“My Amish pearls, let me show you them.”

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Dave Williams
6 years ago

Why oh why do people continue to use pictures where the main figure’s face is going to go slap bang underneath the textually busy area of their template? This template (if it’s worth using at all … which frankly is doubtful) needs a landscape picture with a tall empty sky, or something. People down in the bottom half only. [sigh]

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
6 years ago

No. Text. On. Faces. EVER!!!!

jeff carter
6 years ago

Pearls … or perhaps a Rosary – but, again, NOT amish

Frank
Frank
6 years ago

She worked ALL NIGHT churning butter into those pearls!

Jack M
Jack M
6 years ago

The Amish don’t own pearls, and it’s not a rosary. Insert face palm here.

Hitch
6 years ago
Reply to  Jack M

Or wear a thin layer of crepe, in green with gold thread, over their skirts, OR wear manicured polished nails, or…oh, for the love of heaven, just give. it. up!

red
red
6 years ago

The blue rectangle things are enough like a blindfold and gag to suggest that Rebecca’s relatives have hired a team of time traveling mercenaries to stage a daring mission to rescue Rebecca from her 20th century Amish captors and return her to her rightful place as Queen Elizabeth of Tudor England.

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L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
6 years ago

Y’know, I’m wondering if they put the text over her face to hide the fact that her head looks MASSIVE on that body.