Amish Hope

Amish Hope

Note: Not Amish.

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Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago

I didn’t know the Amish wore eye shadow and mascara.

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

The neckline is pretty low as well. Maybe this image is from some underground Amish porn.

red
red
7 years ago

If the ‘p’ in “Hope” was red, the title could be “Amish Clown.”

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago
Reply to  red

Hah! Now that’s all I see. You just made this cover a lot more interesting. Not any better though.

Gary Buettner
Gary Buettner
7 years ago

That weird “rectangular minecraft” effect really kills the low-tech, folksy “Amish” vibe.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Gary Buettner

That vastly over-used leaning towers cover template kills everything it is imposed on. Its frequent use with Amazon erotica titles makes its use with an Amish theme cover really duh.

Blue
Blue
7 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

It’s like the original designer of that template wanted to ensure it would actively work against any potential book cover imaginable. Put it over a blank canvas and it’s still ugly.

Needless to say overlaying the title over the face of a blurry low-res woman doesn’t make it better either.

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

The template of doom.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

There’s a movie franchise there.
The Last Crusade: Nathan Shumate vs the Template of Doom.

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago

Just put the title directly over the decidedly non-Amish model’s entire face. There…perfect.

SironaDanu
7 years ago

Amish hope no one ever sees this.

Jack M
Jack M
7 years ago

Not Amish, and there’s no hope either, I’d say.