Sweet and Wild

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Sweet and Wild

Protip: A well-rendered Poser cover still looks like Poser.

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Ericb
Ericb
9 years ago

Why does he have 1st degree burns on his elbows?

Karl
9 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

I’m guessing rug burn. Beyond that, I don’t want to think about it.

Also, why is it called “the uncanny valley” instead of “the creepy-fugly valley”?

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
9 years ago

Because there’s absolutely no pictures of a couple holding each other anywhere on the net…

(See, Nathan? That’s why I chewed a new one on this guy you said I was harsh with. Because THAT’s what he had in mind when talking about 3D CG renderings. Just the fact that he’s considering one of those for his cover makes me want to puke.)

john e. . .
9 years ago

Yeah! Mannequin III, the prequel!!

Starring Model F-BLCY34C and Model M-BRBR08-h with real natural hair.

I’ve been waiting forever for this one.

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
9 years ago

Bwahahahahaha Can’t stop laughing!

Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago

There’s just something about the way the woman looks that reminds me of a child. Which makes the guy seem like a creepy pedophile.

Also, there’s nothing romantic about that pose. The way his arms are positioned, he looks like he’s getting ready to hurt her.

And, I have blue eyes. Blue eyes don’t look like that.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

My dad has bright ice blue eyes and they do look like that. (It’s all the eyeliner he uses)

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

Her skin makes her looks dead. So do the blanks stares on their fake faces. No emotion or deep point of view here. Move on.

Matt Nelson
9 years ago

Somehow the more well-defined rendering makes it look even MORE creepy than one of the shoddy ones. Blarg. Enjoy your rigor mortis embrace and your corpse-eyes, everybody!

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago

They look like creepy plastic doll people. If this book is about androids, it might work.

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  LydiaFCG

^^^ That.

Does the guy have a 5 o’clock shadow or has he been lapping grape juice from a saucer?

The trees, rocks, and sky aren’t too bad but Silicone Barbie and Psoriasis Ken are totally off-putting. Bleh. Sweet romance? Not even close.