Xanadu For Aliens

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Xanadu For Aliens

Complete with rollerskates?

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L.
L.
9 years ago

A place where nobody dared to go/The love that we came to know/They call it Xanadu For Aliens

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago

You definitely need an ‘aspect ratio’ tag for this one. Heck, different parts of the cover are even squished/stretched in different directions!

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
9 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

I agree!

Ebony McKenna
9 years ago

I’m starting to suspect some books actually want to be here.

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

I think you’re on to something. Being featured here probably gives these books far more exposure than they’d normally ever get. Nathan should create a “featured on Lousy Book Covers” logo they can download and put their covers.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Oh, I like that.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Nathan, just make sure to make it really pretty, then change the aspect ratio of it by 50% or so.

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Excellent idea. I want the first bumper-sticker!

Kris
Kris
9 years ago

I tried to look up “ForEvver” on Kindle and it would not accept that as a title. So I Googled it and, after insisting that I typed the 2 Vs on purpose, I found an Amazon link halfway down the page.

ForEvver has no reviews, and is ranked at 1.9 million+. So besides cover art, what else have we learned, boys and girls? If you are too cutesy/esoteric with your title, no one will be able to find it.

(BTW – This book has a single review and it’s 1 star.)

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Cr pies. I thought the two Vs was a typo. Being on purpose actually makes it worse.

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Cr pies? Damn autocorrect. That was supposed to be “cripes.”

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

More like “Xanadon’t” IMHO.

john e. . .
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

ugggggggg. 🙂

john e. . .
9 years ago

Xanadu. It’s on the moon now?