The White Dress, The Autumn Leaves

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The White Dress, The Autumn Leaves

Look at that poor guy. I’ve seen more realistic splice jobs in Monty Python animated segments.

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Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago

Aside from the obvious issue with the too-big head at an odd angle, look at his hand that’s resting on her waist. It appears to have the exact same contour as her dress. And he looks like he has club hands. Further, there is no way he could be holding that rose — it’s levitating to the left of his knuckles.

Karl
9 years ago

The White Dress, The Autumn Leaves, The Hideously Butchered Photoshop Job.

Holy Crom, what do you have to do to text to make it look as bad as that title font does? Is there a “spastic jiggly outline” filter that does that?

And yeah, the dude’s left hand not only doesn’t belong to his body, it doesn’t belong on this planet.

Kris
9 years ago

Sorry if this is gross, but the impossible avalanche of petals looks like blood. As if the bride is experiencing her monthly visitor.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago

Where’s his left shoulder? And on a tiny screen like mine, it looks like the amazing two-headed woman at first glance.

Ebony McKenna
9 years ago

And yet, if you got rid of the bloke this cover would be so much better.

Take Cover
Take Cover
9 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

Yup.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

Yes! It wouldn’t be a bad cover at all if the guy was gone. Get rid of the red petals or put the roses in her hair. Or lay the bouquet on the ground.

scott colbert
scott colbert
9 years ago

I hate to say it, but I really kind of like this cover. It needs work, but far from the worst I’ve seen.

Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  scott colbert

Zoom in on the pieced together male figure and see you still think that…