Welcome to Singles Night!

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Welcome to Singles Night!

This is why breeding is hard. (h/t Tia)

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Ericb
Ericb
9 years ago

This might work as the setting for a slasher movie.

Karl
Karl
9 years ago

I’ve seen covers here that look like they were designed on an 8-bit Apple II or a first-generation IBM PC, but this is the first one I’ve seen that looks like it was designed on a typewriter.

DED
DED
9 years ago
Reply to  Karl

LOL! Yeah, you’re right. It does look like it was designed on a typewriter. And the text isn’t even centered under the photo.

Ralph Rotten
9 years ago

Its not even centered properly

Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago

I’ve made better layouts for company newsletters in Microsoft Publisher from 15 years ago.

Sirona
9 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

Yeah, I recall wax paste-ups in the late 80s and results with more finesse than this cover. Yikes!

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago

Singles night for zombies?

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago
Reply to  LydiaFCG

Cuz the place looks dead. Just to clarify.

Sirona
9 years ago

Ha, were I single, I wouldn’t go to that place. For one, there’s not a car in the lot (not even a tricked out pickup with naked women on the mudflaps). For two, not a single domestic (or any) beer sign to be seen. What do they serve, milk? (Since it looks more like a general store, I think that’s a good guess.) Hell, there aren’t even any cigarette butts or oil stains on the pavement. What kind of country bar doesn’t have those?

No, this place doesn’t look good at all. Single (or living) women need not attend. Thank you.

DED
DED
9 years ago

All the interior lights are off. Looks more like a store that’s closed and the author drove by at night to take the picture. The sign on the roof was added later via some cheap image editing software. The text isn’t even centered on the white space that’s pretending to be a sign. A professional sign maker wouldn’t make that mistake!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  DED

We certainly wouldn’t! I wouldn’t use that font either for this sign. A little interest or a logo wouldn’t hurt either!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Plus, the white cover will bleed into the Amazon page when the cover is posted. Sooooo well thought out and executed… NOT!