Alpha Wolf Royalty

Alpha Wolf Royalty

Poll time! If your favorite part (a) the poorly photoshopped crown on the Ben Stiller lookalike model, or (b) the lavender wolves? (h/t Kim)

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Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago

I vote for the sparkly sunshine!

Bruce
Bruce
7 years ago

How about the is-he-really-wearing-that expression on the dude behind King Stiller?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

I vote for the sparkly emerald backgound, perhaps a forest? Or whatever. Such a pleasant, pleasing hue contrast with the magenta wolves. 🙂

Take Cover
Take Cover
7 years ago

I vote for the hat. Definitely the hat.

Kathrite
Kathrite
7 years ago

*scrolls along, sees crown*

Really?

*scrolls further, sees wolves*

REALLY?!

War Goat
War Goat
7 years ago

Crown gets my vote. Isn’t that an Instagram filter that turns people into a Disney princess? If not, it should be.

Jack M
Jack M
7 years ago

I vote for the floating crown.

EricL
EricL
7 years ago

So much cheesy, but my eye keeps going back to whatever is happening behind the ‘M in ‘Morissey (BTW- what’s up with that apostrophe?). King Stiller’s arm seems to have warped behind his back, or Necklace Man has no lower torso, or something.

misterfweem
misterfweem
7 years ago

Crown. Definitely the crown.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

Judging from that crown he must use the cheap margarine, not Imperial.

Hitch
7 years ago

To me, it looks like necklace man is getting ready to give a reach-around to Ben there. I mean, c’mon, guys…LAVENDER wolves? What other interpretation could there be? Sparkly forest, a floating Queen’s crown, lavender wolves…That looks like all boys, all the time in the Kingdom of the Gay Alphas.

You ever notice that just like nobody is EVER a reincarnated poor person that lived and died your basic life of quiet meaningless desperation, nobody ever wants to bang the Beta wolf, or the Zed? What about poor loser wolf? No tail for him?