Lured by the Loch Ness Monster

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Lured by the Loch Ness Monster

This is just getting silly. (h/t john e…)

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Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

So, a lesbian encounter with Nessie then? Because if they make Nessie a boy in this…

Kregger
Kregger
9 years ago

Thank God the author’s name was on the cover. Otherwise I would have thought the title was “Lured” by the Loch Ness Monster.

Look at he size of that monster!
or
Is that a smile on your face or are you happy to see me?

Sirona
9 years ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
::deep breath::
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hey, lassie, ya go tryin’ to have a dip in the loch wearin’ that little thing, ye’ll freeze yer bra-stuffin’s off. Aye. Ya think um jokin’. Well, go ahead then, but don’t be expectin’ us to drag the loch for yer remains. Spring break on a Scottish beach they told her. Them university students can be so gullible…

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

That’s what I was thinking. Swimming in a bikini in a Scottish lake? I don’t know that sun bathing is a good idea either.

L.
L.
9 years ago

Hmm. The Loch Ness Monster VS the Fifty Foot Woman. He’s got ninja powers of invisibility. She’s got opposable thumbs. Who will win?

Tia
Tia
9 years ago
Reply to  L.

Fighting for that tiny castle, no doubt.

DED
DED
9 years ago

Ha! 😀

I had to look…

“This book was written to help you free yourself from your inhibitions. It’s not for the faint of heart (or imagination), and contains scenes of vividly told, explicit and descriptive beast sex that will make you go…wild! Read at your own risk– this book is not suitable for those under the age of 18.”

Sex with the Loch Ness Monster? LOL!

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  DED

Lesbian Monster sex?
Amazing… but I am going to guess they made one of those two giant monsters a man.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Yo, Nessie, check out my hot bod! Bitchin’, eh?

Nancy
Nancy
9 years ago

I have no doubt it was lured by that bikini-clad babe.

I think James F. Brown says it best. 🙂

red
red
9 years ago

Anybody have Nessie’s phone number?

Wendy Christopher
9 years ago

NESSIE: How YOU doin’?

Nessie is THAT BIG and we STILL haven’t found him? That’s it – I am no longer impressed with the human race…